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US & Them — Baseball And The End Of Life As We Know It
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EARLY INNINGS
TERRY MCDERMOTT
Pacific Magazine, 1986 Let me explain about pigeons and the power of baseball. Billy Kurt, Kenny Orr and I lay in heavy summer in the shade of the maples ringing the upper end of St. Martin’s playground. Down the street, a mob, a mean, evil, arbitrary group approached. I saw Stump Sauser and Boone Dolphin at the head, twirling clubs. Others tossed rocks. We saw them coming and fled. I imagine in memory that we ran up and down those rolling hills outside of town for miles, hurdling four-strand barbed-wire fences in stride, my three-fingered fielder’s mitt strapped to my belt and slapping my thigh, fear forbidding even one brief backward glance. The fear was prompted by rumors about what this gang of older boys had done to one of its own number, Jimmy Dunigan. Stump and Boone and the boys had made Jimmy _ as part of an act of adolescent initiation _ trap a pigeon in the church bell tower, then eat it. Raw. And Jimmy was a member of the gang. We could only imagine what they might do to outsiders like us. Imagine we did; briefly, before fleeing. When halfway to the next town we finally huffed to a halt, there was nothing behind us but the empty Iowa air and the acres of alfalfa through which we had run. The pigeon mob being nowhere in sight, we crept back toward town and the playground, where the gang was playing ball, the clubs having become bats, the rocks balls. We climbed trees on the edge of the field and watched. Boone spotted and called to us to come down and play. They needed three more guys to even up the sides, he said. Otherwise trapped up our trees, we relented. The lure of baseball in the end overcame even our pigeon fear. We played, never mentioned birds and neither did they. When the Mariners open at home Tuesday, I’ll be at the ballpark, although it is hard to think of the Kingdome as a park. I’ll be there and will return as often as I can through the season. I’ll be there in spite of the team, in spite of the lease, in spite of the artificial turf, in spite of the artificial cannon, in spite of the synthesized cheerleading, in spite of the designated hitter, in spite of that intrusive, electronic monstrosity they call a scoreboard, in spite of that intrusive, human monstrosity they call George Steinbrenner, in spite of the salaries, in spite of the legalese and the agents and arbitrators and the drugs. I’ll be back because baseball abides. It goes on being baseball no matter what we try to do to it. William Saroyan wrote that baseball, at heart, is about caring. That is, of course, what is wrong with the Mariners _ not enough people care. They eventually will come to care. Baseball does that. They will care even though the Mariners play imitation baseball in an imitation park. It is simply easier if you have a real park. I’m an expert on real parks. I grew up in one. Cascade, Iowa, my hometown, had no library, no movie theater, and not until later a swimming pool, but we had a park called Legion Field, and we had baseball, and the lure of it overcame nearly everything in summertime in Cascade. We had no choice but to care about baseball. For one thing, my father, a strict man, ordered it. Except for the odd occasions, like the time we shot out the living room window from inside the house, we were generally obedient children and we obeyed. My father played baseball with us, his children, frequently as much for his entertainment as ours. He had been a catcher in his day and like most of those who wear the tools of ignorance, he fancied himself a helluva lot smarter than the dumb brutes who were throwing him the ball _ the pitchers. He used to make me take the catcher’s mitt, the pudd, as those things were called then, and try to catch the knuckleball he had spent 20 years developing. I still bear scars that prove either my ineptness or his skill, probably both. For 17 years, my father ran the town team, the Reds. Nearly all of his _ and consequently my _ spare time was devoted to the team, which like the teams from surrounding towns was made up largely of hometown players, supplemented on rare occasion by hired guns brought in for big games. My father had played for the Reds during their glory years after World War II. One year, when the team was flush with returning veterans and led by a bruising pitcher whom the team had to pull out of the taverns on Saturday nights in order to sober him up to pitch on Sunday mornings, the Reds won 29 straight games, finally losing when they stepped way out of their own class to challenge Davenport of the Three-I League. “We knew we had to lose sometime, so we figured it might as well be to somebody good,” my father said. He managed the team after he quit playing, a job that consisted primarily of organizing the sometimes complex logistics required to put nine guys on the field, hauling players all over Eastern Iowa, sometimes having to drive 60 miles to pick up a player and deliver him back home after the game. He was also responsible for ensuring that Legion Field was in game condition. At the Legion, in the late innings of late-night doubleheaders on wet-hot August nights inside our cocoon, when the Cascade Reds took on the Dyersville Hawks in yet another crucial Maquoketa Valley League encounter, the smoke from the old men’s cigars would mix with the steam rising from the old women’s cardboard coffee cups and float up the light poles where the bugs gathered by the billions. The smoke and the steam and the bugs would obscure the rest of the world, which was just as well. The rest of the world would have had a hard time competing. We were proud of our field. Or at least my father was proud. There were times when I hated it. I curse it now, but I would have killed for the Kingdome then. The Kingdome represents an ultimate in an area we only dabbled in. It conquers nature. We tried but forever failed. My father waged Joblike battles with the elements, trying to prepare and preserve the condition of the field, especially during the playing of the Cascade 16-Team Semi-Pro Tournament, an annual event to which teams would come from as far away as Barnesville and Zwingle and along with their fans would frequently swell our little town to twice its normal contingent of 1,500. On game days, Ade Kurt would faithfully put up the blue “Baseball Tonight” flag outside the Rexall Drug Store downtown and everyone knew immediately where they would be spending the evening and I knew where I would be spending the day _ working on the field. During the tournament, townspeople would anxiously look to the flagpole to see if the games would be played that night in spite of the torrential rains that always seemed to fall at that time of year. As surely as the black earth around us would in the autumn produce abundance, that tournament would produce rain, which the farmers loved and we abhorred. My father, though, was not a man afraid of a difficult solution. We tried everything. We tried to bury the mud with sand and ended up with muddy sand. We poured gallons and gallons of gasoline on top of the field and set it afire, hoping to burn off the water, but we generally succeeded only in drawing up more water from beneath the surface. Once, when the gasoline and the sand had both failed, we tried to rent a helicopter to fly low over the field and blow it dry. To my knowledge, helicopters had visited Cascade only twice before that _ once to bring Santa Claus, whose team of reindeer inexplicably could not fly that winter, and another time to bring Marshall Jay, a regional television cartoon-show host who in the process of putting on a sharp-shooting exhibition proceeded not so sharply to shoot himself in the foot, whereupon the helicopter hurried him back to Cedar Rapids. Alas, we couldn’t find a helicopter and had to pick up the rakes, order up another gasoline truck and go back to work. When it didn’t rain, it seemed to never rain, and the field would bake and turn to dust and blow away, leaving only concrete hardness. When this happened, Dad would hook to the back of our Chevy sedan a plank with spikes driven through it, then would place weights _ usually me and my brothers _ on the plank and he would whirl around the diamond, breaking up the sun-hardened dirt. He had a facility for turning useless human beings into useful tools. We often trimmed our hedge at home by lifting a power lawn mower atop it, and walking the length of it, my father on one side, me or my mother on the other. The sun caused other problems. When daylight saving time came in, the sun would not go down fast enough to suit my father. It rose behind home plate and set beyond centerfield in a symmetric and symbolic definition of light, but in the process of setting, it obscured the vision of hitters. My father planted a row of trees beyond the fence to block the sun, but discouraged with the trees’ slow growth he set about building a giant tarp that could be raised 60 feet up into the air to block out the last dying, blinding rays. Because of all this work, our home park compared favorably with some others in the area. The Reds played ball on some fields where when the catcher crouched down, the center fielder would disappear behind a hill. The work did not end when the field was prepared. We would shower at the park in the basement of the dance hall, go home for supper and return to other jobs. There was a hierarchy here. Everything and everyone had a place. Beer was sold at the beer stand, pop at the pop stand. Men volunteered behind the counters. The women of the Legion Auxiliary sold Maid-rite hamburgers in wax paper at the food stand. As I got older, I graduated from job to job. My first job was collecting pop bottles. When you bought a bottle of Whistle or Coke or Hires at the pop stand at Legion Field, they didn’t give you a cup, they gave you the bottle, which they then had to find a way to retrieve, since the bottles were redeemable for 3 cents apiece. They solved this by hiring kids to collect them. When we came into the park, we would march straight over to the pop stand, get an empty wooden case, then head out into the crowd searching for empties. They paid a dime for each case of empties returned. Competition was tough. We couldn’t simply sit back and let business come to us. So in our park, instead of vendors hawking soft drinks, we marched through the crowd calling, “Pop bottles, pop bottles.” On nights when there were more free-lance collectors than usual, this kind of mass marketing was insufficient. You couldn’t afford to wait for a bottle to be emptied. “Can I have your bottle when you’re done with it?” we would ask of people who had barely begun to drink. It wasn’t until I started going to other parks that I understood how unusual our world was. In major-league parks, nobody collected the empties. Even more astounding, nobody collected foul balls. The fans didn’t always return them at our place, either. Sometimes they had to be persuaded. That was the next job up from bottle collector _ ball chaser. Every foul ball that escaped the playing field had to be retrieved. We ball chasers patrolled the park and took flight at every crack of the bat, alert for a foul coming our way. Out-of-town kids invariably tried to keep the balls if they got them, and this was not allowed. I chased kids halfway across town and fought when fights were inevitable. I was not much of a fighter _ wiry, but weak _ and my main tactic was speed. I ran and dived under the bleachers and under cars in the parking lot. This paid 50 cents a night. I spent one season as head ball boy. I gathered the balls from the other ball boys and retrieved all of the balls inside the fence. I rubbed corn meal on them to absorb the dew before ushering them back to Red Jennings, the umpire, and back into play. This paid better _ 75 cents _ and there were no fights. After being head ball boy, I ran the scoreboard, the operation of which consisted primarily of ducking the water balloons, dirt clods and various other projectiles aimed at me throughout the course of beer-soaked doubleheaders. The brand of ball that the Reds played in those days was closer to a 19th century author’s description of baseball as “a game played by 18 persons wearing shirts and drawers” than it is to the modern major leagues. The baseball was simple and the surroundings simpler. I am too young to be so nostalgic, I know, but there is undeniably a greater distance between then and now than there ought to be. It is a distance that no one can measure precisely, but here is an indication. The Seattle Mariners this year will use more than half as many baseballs in a single night as the Reds used in a season. The Mariners will go through a staggering 21,000 baseballs during the year, an average of 96 baseballs a night. The Reds used to buy a dozen dozen balls _ 144 of them _ at the start of the season and would plan to finish without buying more. The Mariners have purchased 150 dozen bats. Each player has his own model and when they break them, they throw them away. The Reds would use about three dozen bats in a season, all of them, by the way, Louisville Sluggers. “When Adirondack came out with a bat, we bought a few. They just didn’t have the feel. They were more like a piece of wood,” my father said. Players shaved bat handles with bits of glass to take the shine off of them and I spent hours with my barrel-handled Nellie Fox model, rubbing the length of it with a beef bone to harden the wood. When was the last time you saw anybody bone a bat? We rubbed pints of neat’s foot oil into our gloves to soften and blacken the leather. We didn’t have batting gloves in Cascade until some college hotshot imported them along with pine tar, which is mixed with rosin to make bat handles sticky. We used spit and dirt. Even before pine tar, my father says he never used dirt. Never believed in it, he says. He liked a clean bat. We had generations of nicknames like I.C. for Instant Crowd, Boomer and Squirrel and Moose and Screwy. We had chatter. Yeah, let’s hear a little chatter out there. Come on, talk it up. No hitter, no hitter. Hum babe. Rock and fire, wing that pea, shoot ’em down. You’re the man. Hum babe. Down the pipe, down the shoot. Two in the mud, make it three, make ’em be a hitter. Throw strikes now, big fella. Little bingle here. Need a base runner. Walk’s as good as a hit. Hey, rubber arm, bring it to ’em. Ducks on the pond, bring ’em around. Big league baseball does all of these things too easily now if it does them at all. The things that are free _ like chatter and nicknames _ have disappeared and the things that are expensive _ balls and bats, litigation and a roof to stop the rain and the wind _ are seemingly limitless. It somehow doesn’t seem right. It is similar to what we Midwesterners always thought of Californians. Whenever the newspapers carried news of bad events out west, we thought, well, what can you expect from a place where it doesn’t freeze in winter or get so humid that the sidewalks sweat in summer? Something’s not right out there and God knows it. Something’s not right at the Kingdome and God knows that, too. My father has never been to Seattle or the Kingdome, but he says he might come to visit next year and we’ll surely go to a game. I think I’ll ask him to bring the gas truck. There is work to do, but baseball will abide. Thursday, September 21, 1995 Seattle Times
The Summer I Fell In Love With Dave Niehaus I first realized I was falling in love with Dave Niehaus sometime in the late summer of 1985. It was at night – these things always happen at night, don’t they? I was running up U.S. 97 out of Wapato. The moon was bright, the August air still as stone. I was alone. It was my first year with the Mariners, already Niehaus’s ninth as the team’s radio broadcaster. It was late. The Mariners were losing and it suddenly occurred to me I didn’t care. I wasn’t listening to the game. I was listening to Niehaus. “The right-hander sets, checks the runners,” Niehaus said. “He delivers the 1-2 pitch. Breaking ball.” Then came the word that did it: “Looooooooowwwwwwwwww.” That ball-two call stretched out through the Yakima Valley to the Cascades, impossibly deep and long and rich. It soothed. It hurt. It had in it the ache of cattle braying on the plains. It had the idle joy of Niehaus’s southern Indiana youth. Harry Caray coming in out of St. Louis on KMOX. Watermelon cooling in a No. 10 washtub. Mama’s got the sun tea ready. Fireflies flashing. Run to get a Mason jar and jab holes in the lid with an ice pick. Squash the bugs and pull the lights off just to see how long they glow. “That’s baseball. And that’s radio. The mud and the bugs and the smell of stale beer,” Niehaus said last night. “The theater of the mind.” Niehaus has waited ever since for a summer when baseball would come that alive, when he could do what he is doing right now – calling a pennant race. Last night, for the first time in the club’s history, the Mariners moved into first place at a time in the season when it meant something to be there. It’s never been work; now it’s a joy. He’s a fan and he’s rooting for the Mariners to win their division, the pennant, everything. But even if the team falters, he already has what he came to get. He has spurned jobs in bigger places for more money so that he can be here now. Fans see in him somebody who likes what they like. They send him homemade pies and asparagus and Walla Walla onions. Jams and jellies. Boxes of them. Crates of them. “I’m glad I stuck it out. This town has been incredibly patient. To see the fans so happy, to know what a pennant race is really like. Even if we don’t win it, they’ll know what it was like to be here.” Like all great artists, Niehaus gives the impression he is artless, that you could do what he does. You could not. He prepares but never practices. He almost never thinks about what he will say or has said. He asks; the words answer. He laughs, parts the air with hands and arms, enjoying the sound of the words as they come sailing out. Early in a game he pours forth information and anecdotes, decanting the day. Last night’s game was all romp and celebration. Niehaus was effusive. Okey-dokey, he said, starting the third. That’s a can of corn, he said, ending the fourth. Later, California’s dauber was said to be completely down and Vince Coleman’s first two hits were “a brace of doubles. . . . The first one was a leg double. This one was just a little parachute job that took a kangaroo hop on the Astro-turf.” By late night his voice eases. The bits of gravel in it get smaller as the night wears out and he gains some distance on the previous day’s smoke and drink. He is at his best then, when a tight game finds its rhythm. He adjusts to the gait and begins to measure what he says, rubbing words gently onto the action, adjusting pitch and cadence to the story as it builds, then erupting. “My oh my,” he’ll shout, rearing back from his seat to watch a ball sail into the stands. “That will fly away.” After a routinely spectacular catch at the left-centerfield wall by Ken Griffey Jr., Niehaus last night whispered, “Junior, you’re amazing.” Yet he is no idolator. It is not the players he praises. It is us. Bart Giamatti, the late classicist who somehow ended up commissioner of baseball, once wrote that games were ways of remembering “our best hopes.” It’s to this sense of memory and fable that Niehaus genuflects. Today’s an off day. The team and its fans will have at least another 24 hours to relish first place. For Niehaus, the joy has already been made myth. It will last forever.
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